There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who participate, and those who watch.
Drivers who don't use turn signals should be banished forever in a land with nothing but Roundabouts. (look it up)
Stores should not be allowed to sell Christmas stuff until Halloween is over.
If you can't control your kids in a restaurant that does not have a "kids menu" ... you should get them a happy meal and eat in the car.
Cats know what we are thinking.....ALWAYS.
If you have a 420 credit score, you should not make that the car salesman's fault.
There are two seasons in most parts of the county...Winter and Road Construction.
If you commit to it, DO IT.
Anything that has more legs than me, or no legs and slithers should be avoided at any cost.
Everything in the universe is Energy.
Karma is a Bitch.
Aliens have not revealed themselves on earth because they know the first thing we will do is try to get them to vote.
If you have extra parts after disassembling and reassembling any machine, that you should put them in a drawer. Eventually you will figure out what they are for. Yup, give it time.
A watched pot never boils, but if you drop your watch in boiling water, it's probably a goner.
The shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line, unless you have to climb several mountain ranges, in which case, stay home.
Your computer will have an issue when you are on a deadline.
Gun control means you know what you are shooting at.
If you have 4000 friends on facebook, you should know the name of the person who lives next door to you.
Money is the most renewable resource.
Ask for it every day and the universe will provide.
Superman can whip Batman's Butt.
Every time you touch your smart phone screen, it sucks 1 brain cell out of your head.
If you are going to text me more than 50 words, just call.
Have a wonderful day!