He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Politicians and diapers should be both be changed regularly...all for the same reason
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until they open their mouth
The shinbone's purpose is to find furniture in the dark
God mus LOVE stupid people, or he wouldn't have made so many
Some people say 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em' I say ' If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em, cause they will be expecting you to join them and you have the element of surprise....'
War does not determine who is right, only who is left
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control
Laugh at your problems....everyone else does
I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat tofu
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but a whole box can't start a campfire.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Have a great day